1- www.charagh.com
Note: You have to download charagh to your PC for using the Free SMS service.
2- www.fromsms.com
3- www.urdu123.com
4- www.urdupoint.com
5- www.hamariweb.com
6- www.sms4smile.com
7- www.pakpoll.com
8- www.liveurdu.com
Funny SMS of the weak
1- Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
2- Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, that’s not a crime,anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
3- Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnayjangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay lagaaur bola:..kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,tu to ghar ja.
4- 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gayatu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
5- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything:-)
2- Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, that’s not a crime,anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
3- Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnayjangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay lagaaur bola:..kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,tu to ghar ja.
4- 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gayatu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
5- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything:-)
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